January 2011
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Alam ko, hindi magtatagal, matatagpuan na din...
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It's not about getting second third fourth so on...
@nixeelove
Ooh the things I say to the questions you ask :))
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
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That student was Albert Einstein.
Brilliant.
Beautifully done.
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Albert E never fails to amaze me! (wow, it rhymed! Now it even amazed me Haha)
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"You spend your whole life stuck in the labyrinth,...
- Alaska Young
from Looking for Alaska by John Green
Doing a thing and thinking of doing it are two different things. Do the first and you end up sufficing your curiosity and need for the thrill; choose the latter and you end up only wishing and imagining it and not doing the actual thing.
“You just use the future to escape the present.”
Definitely.
It’s just too perfect not...
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"Jesus, I'm not going to be one of those people...
- Alaska Young
from Looking for Alaska by John Green.
Sometimes, I just want to think the way Alaska does. Carefree yet you still know that at the back of her head, she knows what she really wants. She’s tough and strong-willed for a girl yet you don’t find it difficult to fall for such character.
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"I wanted to be one of those people who have...
- John Green/ Looking for Alaska
Reading this line made me remember my school (UA&P). We always talk about “Blazing a Trail” and making our own path :) And yes, for now, I’m part of the comet’s tail :)
Even if I find solace around people, it doesn't...
-me
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So instead of doing school works, I made this....
I was supposed to do school works at this very moment, but of course, I have to do something else :| I looked at my old photos and found these pictures. It made me laugh while looking at them especially when I remembered every story behind these pictures. So here it goes…:))
This is my first nude photo (i can’t say it’s my only one ‘cos I remember I have one when I was...
Randomly in class,
haimeesphere:
charlenereina:
i’ll look to my friend like
and he’ll be all like
and then we’ll just both go
HAHAHAHAHA
This is me and Rune :))
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jolinienie:
Click to find out who number 7 is :)
Justin Bieber is #7 =))
Ikaw ang ketchup ng hotdog ko.
Tagalugin Mo Nga? →
haimeesphere:
6weeks:
reachinginfinity:
u-p-fight:
Forget about English lessons and jejemon language for a while because it’s time to go back to our mother tongue. Do you still know the proper Tagalog equivalent for the following English words?
PANUTO: Tagalugin ang sumusunod na mga salita na nasa wikang Ingles. Pilipino ka! Kaya mo ba?
ano score niyo? :D
15/60………. I feel so...
"When you want a relationship to last long, it's...
Things I say when people talk to me and ask my opinion about things.
Random things.
I hope I get quoted someday.
:)
"Maybe ganun nga talaga, you see values of things...
Things I say in this time of night.
Watchlaadeeduuh:
myperfectswiftfantasy:
blonderamblings:
mustlovepandas:
ritaann:
appleandeagle:
jackghostel:
jadorelamodexox:
plussized:
kindasuperficial:
chicagoxnative:
Mind Fuck.
:O
>______________> HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?
I never reblog shit like this but I did this like 4 times &….. HOOOLY FCK
interesting
∂_∂.
… what in the actual fuck
mind was blown
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